bullshit.php

1    <?php 
2     
3        // Create a variable called "myAwesomeVariable" 
4        // (I don't know what the dollar sign is for, but it won't work without it for some reason) 
5        $myAwesomeVariable = 1; 
6        // The variable is now 1 
7         
8        // We're going to use a clever trick, discovered by me, to increment the variable by one. 
9        // Don't get confused! 
10       $myAwesomeVariable++; 
11        
12       // The "echo" command tells the screen to show the variable we just created. 
13       echo $myAwesomeVariable; 
14    
15   ?>